See, The Mistress Was A Child.......

Brace yourselves......because it's true........... I'll never live this down....

I was rifling through boxes this weekend and came across this gem. I was about 6 in this picture, one Christmas morn. This was after discovering I had my first puppy. She had been darting like crazy through the opened piles of wrapping paper. I hadn't even see her, more about the toys and un- wrapping. Then a little head appeared and licked my knee. I quickly scoped her up and held her. She was named Poochie Van Buren. She lived for 15 years. Even at an early age I had a knack for good drag names. Nikki Kensignston followed next.