MAD!
You heard it first here folks.
Are you sitting comfortably?
This is very much a story about the very strange world we all find ourselves inhabiting at the mo.
And before you think this will be a little amoeba with knobs on tale, you couldn’t be more wrong if you tried to catch one in a butterfly net.
Today’s post has come as a shock for him who always, but always is the right side of the law. A debt collection agency were chasing him for the sum of £80, owed to the DVLA. With the speed of light he flashed upstairs to find last year’s diary only to discover that I was abroad on the 1st November 2019. A carefree shopping trip to Hereford, surely I hadn’t jumped the lights in my Aston Mervyn, first cousin to Martinmobile? My brain was never more wracked as all the botox was expelled like shot out of a blunderbuss from my furrowed brow as I thunk and even thunk some more to remember whether I had been a naughty motorist?
He phoned the agency and discovered that he had forgotten to tax our vehicle for the zero tax that was due on our oldgitsmobile!?!
This is the truth, every year you must tax the princely sum of zero for your car to be legal.
You couldn’t make it up could you?

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